Saturday, August 27, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. DONT SAY YOU LOVE ME ENLESS YOU MEAN IT!!!!!
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Tired and on my way home..
kunduktor: saan kau?
ako: Sangandaan isa
(kunduktor nagbigay ng ticket)
ako: sukli ko po
kunduktor: wala na
ako: bente pesos? Sangandaan lang po ako
kunduktor: bente na hanggang Sangandaan
ako: (hindi parin makapaniwala) bente na hanggang Sangandaan? kelan pa kayo nagtaas?
kunduktor (hindi na ko pinansin)
Tuesday night - 730pm
Tired as usual and on my way home..
ako: magkano po hanggang Sangandaan?
kunduktor: twenty five pesos
ako: TWENTY FIVE PESOS ISA? SANGANDAAN?
kunduktor: oo nagtaas na, mahuhuli tayo pag di natin sinunod, may warning na nga ako galing sa inspektor eh, masusupinde ako ng isang buwan pag hindi ako nagsingil ng tama.. blah blah blah (hindi na ako nakikinig, eto na tumigil ka na..)
grabeh, hindi talaga ako makapaniwala na sobrang laki ng tinaas ng pamsahe ko ang dating P17 na bayad ko ay P25 na ngayon, mula Ortigas hanggang Sangandaan.. grabeh na talaga! tsk tsk..
Monday, August 15, 2005
- halos lahat naman yata eh singing my heart out and pretending to be a diva ang no. sa list nila, but anyway, that's my no. 1 also.. hehe..
- making an MTV, haha, sounds funny?! i turn up the electric fan to no. 3 and play my favorite music and then act like im in an MTV shooting :)
- one of the things im fond of doing EVERYTIME no one is around.. Model around, like im in a fashion show or some sort of a pageant, hehe, which i found out that, hey, im good at that.. ahihi :)
- crying my heart out, im quite emotional you know..
- look at my albums and reminisce the past, hey, its fun especially when you think of how fun and sad that picture reminds you :)
- PRAY OUT LOUD, i get to express myself really well to God and i get to tell him things i would like to tell him. Ü
- lastly, check out porn sites, shoplift, hang out in gay bars, check in sa motels.. --> haha, joke lang! some of the things i wouldnt be caught dead doing.. hey, that give me an idea *think tank* (a light bulb lights up above my head)
PS. il make one of these and il tag u in guys, just wait for the most absurd questions.. hahaha.. Ü
What lowers your stress/ blood pressure / anxiety level?
(il rephrase it, or il answer it nlng as: Ano ang nakakapagpawala ng stress ko, etc?)
- no. 1 on the list --> CHOCOLATES specially my favorite (guess what)
- no. 2 on the list --> Potato Chips specially ung jack n jill (ung orange,)
- no. 3 on the list --> a Good Book specially ung may mga pictures (hehe)
- no. 3 on the list --> my Favorite Songs specially the one im liking right now
- no. 4 on the list --> Window shopping just adoring those dress & shoes :)
- no. 5 on the list --> a SMILE and Rainbow from everyone :)
- the best on the list --> time with God a good-long-quiet-prayer Ü
eto mga ita-tag ko --> Bij (kung d mo pa toh nagagawa) Dario (long time no post), Abe (lagay mo sa 360 mo) Chinky (il check this sa tabulas mo) Khean (d ko alam kung san mo toh lalagay, bahala ka na.. malaki ka na!
Thursday, August 11, 2005
Monday, August 08, 2005
Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Things i thank God for.. the past few days..
- I thank God for air that im breathing always
- I thank God for the sunshine every morning
- I thank God for the smiles everywhere
- I thank God for always being with me while i walk thru the valley in the shadow of death
- I thank God for the strength He is always giving me
- I thank God for Strawberry Sundaes
- I thank God for my daddy that is always preparing my baon
- I thank God for Lola that never cease to cook delicious foods for us
- I thank God for mommy that is always rendering her unwavering support in my school endeavors
- I thank God for my University that shape me to become a person that i am now
- I thank God for Rainbows
- I thank God for Rain
- I thank God for medicine that serves as an instrument whenever i am sick (like now)
- I thank God for my friends that continue to help and pray for me all the time
- I thank God for Khean and Abe for doing some of the things im supposed to do
- I thank God for Ortigas Recruitment for the laughter everyday
- I thank God for Edel my ETC partner
- I thank God for Fridays :)
- I thank God for colorful pictures :)
- I thank God for French Fries
- I thank God for the Holy Spirit that always guides me
- I thank God for Salvation
- I thank God for God's Love
- I thank God for Jesus :)
and the list goes on and on.. maybe il be adding more someday.. if you want to add some more, just tell me.. we'll paint rainbows and smile for all the things thankful for.. :)